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TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

By the time you read through this you will understand"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".

And only then will you be ready to take on China !

Believe me... you WILL understand!!!

Here goes:

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a Hotel guest and room-service in China .

Room Service:

"Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest:

"Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."

Room Service:

" Rye , Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?"

Guest:

"Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs."

Room Service:

"Ow ulai den?"

Guest:

" ......What??"

Room Service:

"Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest:

"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... Scrambled, please."

Room Service:

"Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"

Guest:

"Crisp will be fine."

Room Service:

"Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest:

"What?"

Room Service:

"An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest:

"I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService:

"No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest:

"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService:

"Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?... Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest:

"Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService:

"We botter?"

Guest:

"No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService:

"Wad?!?"

Guest:

"I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService:

"Copy?"

Guest:

"Excuse me?"

RoomService:

"Copy.. tea... meel?"

Guest:

"Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService:

"One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye ??"

Guest:

"Whatever you say."

RoomService:

"Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest:

"You're welcome"

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